"Hey guys, I have an original idea—" BANG!
That's the sound of the last guy with a plan for doing something creative in Hollywood getting shot. Poor guy. He was immediately replaced by 43 accountants, all of whom said it's best to remake movies, because people will buy tickets to any movie whose name is something they've seen before.



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2 Responses to “'Clash' remake more realistic, less real”

  1. Ed

    I just came out of the movie and wanted a refund. I paid way too much to see an inferior 3D product. The first 3D movie I saw was Avatar, and expected the same quality…not only that, I paid more for Titans. Producers should make it clear that we paying to see a conversion, and not an original 3D production.

  2. Manti

    I will always love the original crappy claymation to the CGI demo the new one is.